Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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How are you this morning?

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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