why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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