Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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I have aids

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Mormons having fun.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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