Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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women rights

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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I have aids

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Mormons having fun.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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