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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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