So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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the holocaust

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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