how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What comes after 23? 24.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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