What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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