What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Anti Joke

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