What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

bees knees

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Blake wilkeys hair style

My penis is big... not.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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