- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock Come in

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

The EPA.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

look under under where under under where. under the couch

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