- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Your Mom!!!

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

bees knees

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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