Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Asians

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Anti Joke

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