"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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cancer

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Female rights.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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