What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Obamacare

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

poop

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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