Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

kill yourself

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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