- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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