What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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GADZOOKS!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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The Barackness Monster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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