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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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