- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

"33"

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

The Barackness Monster

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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