Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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women rights

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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TELL

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Mormons having fun.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

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