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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

whats black and white? a zebra

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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