What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

why did the black guy die? cancer

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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