Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Are you a tree

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Catholicism.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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haha

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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