i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Winter

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Cows are land manatees.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Anti Joke

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