womens rights

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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