What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

An irish man walks out of a bar

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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