A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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