when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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???????????? WTF?

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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