whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Where is my tractor?

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Fat people.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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