Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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