A Jew walks into Macy's

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Penis.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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