Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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