- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A Jew walks into Macy's

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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