- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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