- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

I just drank a cola.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

what happens every day? People die

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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