You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

i have two hands.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Christianity

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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