What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Vagina cream... end of story

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Sixty... eight

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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