A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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