when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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