Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Justin Bieber

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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