Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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