How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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You

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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