- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

That's what SHE said!

What's white and gluey Glue

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

roses are red, violets are blue.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the man die? he was shot

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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