- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

whats white and looks like paper paper

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

give me a thumbs up

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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