How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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general tso's broccoli

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Justin Bieber

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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