Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Gay Rights

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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