- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

what do u call a apple a apple

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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