What is more worse than death? Death

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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