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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

im watching you..

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

#Hanging Degus

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

your mom

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Hillary Clinton

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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