- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Grammer is very important

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Bean.

womens rights.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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