- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Grammer is very important

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym