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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

why did the man die? he was shot

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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