- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

roses are red, violets are blue.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

why did the man die? he was shot

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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